Gold and black brocade jacket

When some *outrageous* polyester brocade shows up at Fabric.com for a mere $4/yd, what do you do? You make a jacket, that's what! There has never been an occasion in my life where wearing such a jacket would be the first choice, nor do I anticipate any such occasion in the foreseeable future BUT I like it. Perhaps I'll wear it to work, just to make people's jaws drop.